Not-so-stylish musings of a New York transplant to Charm City
I was born and raised on Long Island, in a hamlet known as Kings Park, which most people think is somewhere in Queens.
I led a pretty uneventful life until I got out of college, at which point events started to ride the steep slope. Married and divorced, with one child who recently graduated from college. I didn't learn my lesson and got married again but that one didn't work out either (I seem to be the common element of all my failed relationships...); shortly after that one fell apart I took a friend's advice and moved to Charm City, a/k/a Baltimore, Maryland, where I currently live with my wife and her daughter, two dogs, two cats, a bunch of fish and not nearly enough alcohol to cope with all of it.