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The Cast

  • Wife
    Formerly GF. Self-explanatory, I think.
  • S & B
    Our next-door neighbors. Their given names begin with neither S nor B, although the names that everyone calls them do begin with S and B. Go figure.
  • Wee One
    GF's daughter, who is twelve years old and, like so many others of her age, going on twenty. A cheerleader, artist and aspiring actress who spends an inordinate amount of time in the ER.
  • Daughter
    My 20-year-old daughter, now a Junior at SUNY New Paltz. Go Hawks!

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  • Website: http://www.baltimorediary.com
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  • Location: United States

One-Line Bio

Not-so-stylish musings of a New York transplant to Charm City

Biography

I was born and raised on Long Island, in a hamlet known as Kings Park, which most people think is somewhere in Queens.

I led a pretty uneventful life until I got out of college, at which point events started to ride the steep slope. Married and divorced, with one child who still lives with her mom. I didn't learn my lesson and got married again but that one didn't work out either (I seem to be the common element of all my failed relationships...); shortly after that one fell apart I took a friend's advice and moved to Charm City, a/k/a Baltimore, Maryland, where I currently live with my girlfriend (referred to here frequently as GF) and her daughter, one dog, a cat, a bunch of fish and not nearly enough alcohol to cope with all of it.

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