Wife
Formerly GF. Self-explanatory, I think.
S & B
Our next-door neighbors. Their given names begin with neither S nor B, although the names that everyone calls them do begin with S and B. Go figure.
Wee One
GF's daughter, who is twelve years old and, like so many others of her age, going on twenty. A cheerleader, artist and aspiring actress who spends an inordinate amount of time in the ER.
Daughter
My 20-year-old daughter, now a Junior at SUNY New Paltz. Go Hawks!